Quaint 3 bed cottage, extremely low maintenance. No need to worry about yard or garden care. The main priority is my animals.
I have three jobless punks in my house that I love and care for dearly. They're as lazy as sin but great company. 2 dogs (one maltese cross 11 yo, one beagle x cattle 8 yo) both low maintenance, one cat who is an A-class jerk but entertaining to be around (also 8 yo). Small dog requires daily tablet meds crushed into dinner for epilepsy (though hasn't had a seizure for a long time, but there will be emergency contact details left behind). They don't require walking but happy to go on small walks as they get hot and tired quick. You will literally end up carrying the little one if you dare venture beyond the 100 mtr mark (he's a real Olympian that one). They'll go berserk over car rides though (and you're welcome to use my car, it's fully insured), unless the trip is to the 'dr', in which case the beagle x cattle will leave drag marks on the ground and you'll be forced to buy them a 24 pack of Mcuggets to bribe your way back in to the good books ($9.95 from the Maccas down the road, I'll leave the cash, the cheeky buggers have got me on that a few times). It's short notice but looking for someone that can care for them whilst I head off on uni assignment for a couple weeks. Hope to hear from you. You're welcome to come meet and greet first if their cuteness will help lock you in :-)